Total Medals Earned: 1,267 (From 209 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,900 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Follow Deathink!
Kill the flying pig!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog...
Be proud, as it is really, really shiny.
You defeated a fiery eusocial insect without dying. Nice.
Visit again the once defiled place.
Bought some milk without dying in the process.
Got home without dying even once.
Beat the game without the healer's aid.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
Jump over an Alien!
Hit a Score of 10,000.
Jump 50 times.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Died 100 times in one session!
Died 250 times in one session... jees that is some dying.
You didn't save Christmas... but you beat the game, good going!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/95 points)
Complete mission 1
Complete mission 5
Complete mission 10
Complete mission 15
Complete all missions
Medals Earned: 3/10 (65/490 points)
Finish the first level!
Collect 100 Coins in Total!
Collect 200 Coins in Total!
Hoard 150 Coins!
Finish Level 4!
Collect 300 Coins in Total!
Finish Level 8!
Beat the Game!